Meet the Fockers () - IMDb
Greg Focker: [singing] And if that mockingbird don't sing, then Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then Greg is. Luckily for us, the TV Gods have scheduled some classics for over the long Baby Jack provided us with all the LOLs in the Meet The Fockers. It starred Ben Stiller as Greg Focker, Terri Polo as Pam Byrnes, and Robert De Niro as Pam's dad Jack. It led to two sequels: Meet The Fockers in , and Little.
Greg and Jack's relationship is again put to the test when Greg is left alone to babysit Little Jack, whom Jack has been raising via the Ferber method. Despite Jack's strict instructions to leave Little Jack to self-soothe, Greg is unable to stand listening to Little Jack's cries and tends to the boy to cheer him up by hugging him, putting Elmo's World on TVand acting funny, but inadvertently teaches him the word "asshole. After a furious argument with the Fockers and his own family though amends are quickly madeJack resumes his spying on Greg and sends Greg and Jorge's hair samples for a DNA test, while inviting Jorge to the Fockers' planned engagement party in the hope of getting Greg to admit he is Jorge's father.
At the engagement party, Jack, who automatically assumes that Greg knew about Jorge and has deliberately been keeping him a secret from Pam, introduces Greg to Jorge. Later, when Greg denies knowing anything about Jorge, Jack still refuses to believe him and drugs him with truth serum to make him talk.
On stage, Greg uncontrollably blurts out that Pam is pregnant and that Jorge is his son in a Darth Vader -esqe matter before immediately losing consciousness.
The next morning, Pam questions Greg about Jorge, and Greg does not confirm or deny that he is Jorge's father, but insists that he knew nothing about him before the previous evening. Pam believes him, and is willing to work things out with him. Jack reaches his breaking point with Greg's dishonesty and demands that Pam and Dina leave the island with him. Dina refuses and reveals Jack's actions to everyone.
Everyone turns against Jack, with Pam announcing her intent to marry Greg regardless of him having Jorge with Isabel, and Dina admits that they were all aware of Pam's pregnancy. A shocked and hurt Jack leaves with his grandson. Bernie and Greg pursue Jack, but are soon tasered and arrested by an overzealous deputy sheriffVern LeFlore, for speeding and refusing to remain in their car.
Meanwhile, Jack is informed that Greg is not Jorge's father his real father turns out to be a baseball player who also resembles Gregand attempts to defend Greg and Bernie, but the overzealous Leflore tasers and arrests him, too.
In their cell, Greg, Jack, and Bernie are released by the local judge, Ira, who is a client of Roz and a close friend of the Fockers.
These setbacks are disastrous for his development. The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here. What are you saying?
I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here. And I've got news for you, Jack.
Prodigies don't eat their own boogers. And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place every time either. It's just that I've never seen people celebrate mediocrity the way you do. Because we love our son?
We hug our son? Let's get down to it.
The truth is, you're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think that it's the Little Jack in you that is crying out for a hug. The Little Jack in me?
Meet the Parents (film series) - Wikipedia
Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no. Would you spare my the drugstore psychology? I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in, he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface, and he glued his hands to the rum bottle.
Bradley Pickren: Little Jack
I am, uh, about to set sail on my ship She's hot - check out those boobs. I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and I could take a vacation in there. Gosh, sorry for you being perfect! And there's another wonderful lady in the audience, my future mother-in-law Dina Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'ma looking, and I'm-a LIKIN Come on, honey, that was in the past, so sit down.
No, no, no, baby - I gotta get this off my chest. We conceived a child.
Meet the Fockers () - Bradley Pickren as Little Jack - IMDb
And his name is Jorge Villalobos. Come on up here, Jorge. This is the fruit of my loins. Search your feelings, Jorge. You know it to be true.